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Sunday, July 03, 2005

A man enters a confessional & says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out & say three Hail Mary's." Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?" A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies. Very well," says the priest."Go & say ten Hail Mary's."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle & sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green & very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest & altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style. The priest turns to the altar boy & whisperingly asks, "Is that Fannie Green?!" The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes."


At 11:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm still laughing.... thanks for dropping in. I don't know what to do with all remaining Gmail invites either. So what's up with Nam Lamore?

At 8:00 PM, Blogger Love Hurts said...

canadian dude - as you can see I've posted a post about Gmail invites. Now as for Nam, he's gone on a long journey, don't know where & how long for. He said he'll try to keep in touch but the future is looking pretty cloudy!

At 2:45 AM, Blogger Southern Sweetheart said...

good one! LOL!

At 8:52 PM, Blogger Love Hurts said...

wanting more - it's the way I tell them!!!!!!!!!


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