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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Dreaded Chat Up Lines Used By Most Men!

  1. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
  2. Fuck me if i'm wrong....but haven't we met before?
  3. If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!
  4. The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house & spread the word.
  5. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
  6. Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"....cos you're the best a man can get!
  7. You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
  8. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
  9. So, do you really wanna see something really swell?
  10. They call me Milk, cos I do your body good!

4 Comments:

At 10:02 PM, Blogger Nam LaMore said...

those are cheesey pickup lines. the best one that was used on me: we must have met before, but the room was dark and i didn't catch your name.

i probably gave him the benefit of the doubt, but it was rather cheesey. well, i did get a drink out of it, so it wasn't all bad.

 
At 9:37 AM, Blogger Love Hurts said...

Well a drink for that chat up line balances it out, mind you i do quite like that chat up line....even though it is pretty cheesy!

 
At 1:50 AM, Blogger figleaf said...

Don't forget "Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

figleaf

 
At 7:11 AM, Blogger Love Hurts said...

figleaf: now that is a cheesy chat up line, very funny though. By the way i've popped over to have a look at your blog, some pretty good reading, i'll comment when I have more time

 

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