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Monday, March 28, 2005

The Blonde & the Rabbit.........

A man is driving along a highway & sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of his car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over & gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road & pulls over.
She steps out of the car & asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible" he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit & killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car & pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, & sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them & hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around & waves again, he hops down the road another ten feet, turns & waves, hops another ten feet, turns & waves, & repeats this again & again & again until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman & demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says............

"Hair spray - Restores life to dead hair & adds permanent wave."

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