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A MARMITE BLOG - YOU'LL EITHER LIKE IT OR HATE IT!

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Valentines Day


Happy Valentine's Day everyone. If you smile today people will smile back at you. It's infectious and far nicer than the mumps!!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Monday, January 23, 2006

Some Benefits!

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Where is it?????

Friday, January 20, 2006

Why???????

  1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
  2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
  3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  4. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  5. Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
  6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when someone throws a gun at him?
  8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  9. Whose idea was it to put a "s" in the word "lisp"?
  10. What is the speed of darkness?
  11. If you send someone Styrofoam, how do you pack it?
  12. If the temperature is zero outside today & its going to be twice as cold tomorrow,, how cold will it be?
  13. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
  14. If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
  15. Do married people live longer than single people or does it just seem longer?
  16. If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
  17. Can you cry underwater?
  18. What level of importance must someone have before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  19. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  20. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  21. Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every 2 hours?
  22. If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?
  23. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  24. Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or cubicle when you change? .... They're still going to see you naked anyway!!
  25. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

All answers gratefully received on a postcard ;-)

Sunday, January 01, 2006

'Happy New Year!'

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Happy Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Every year before Christmas we have a visit to London, it was quite nice weather but a little on the chilly side. Apparently we are due snow over the next few days, I can't wait.

This is my youngest, Sophie. After watching The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe she is now completely bonkers about lions.






















These are my daughters near the fountains in Trafalgar Square.





















The funniest pic of the day.





















This is a pic of part of the lights at Regent Street, not very good quality as I took it with my phone.